Sean!
Sean is an extrovert with ADHD. He, like many children, found out about this when he was 28 (... wait... he was 28? Oh, what the f...) So as you can imagine, life has just been great. Everything turned out perfect, and there have been no lasting negative effects... Actually, none of that's true.
He's also been a drummer (for over 20 years,) He's also an emcee for various public events and has previously lent his talents to pro wrestling as a ring announcer. Most recently, he was ordained so he can perform wedding ceremonies, because... SEAN. DOES. THINGS.
He loves Stone Temple Pilots, Pro Wrestling, raccoons, The Transformers, the 49ers & Mets, raccoons, Fluff, board games, raccoons, video games, and stand-up comedy... oh, and Cathy (and the kids too... usually... okay, always.) Sean also enjoys YouTube videos of raccoons and aspires to someday own one so it can destroy his home...